More one-liner's to tickle your fancy.

I do enjoy a good proverb.

DAD: Someone who hopes his son will turn out to be just like him and who is afraid his daughter will meet someone who did!

Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before!

Don’t be afraid of opposition; Remember a kite rises against, not with the wind.

Engineer: A person who knows a great deal about very little and who goes along knowing more and more about less and less until finally he knows practically everything about nothing.

Flirtation...... Attention without intention!

Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark, professionals built the titanic.

Never wrestle with a pig. You both get dirty and the pig likes it!