A bit of toilet humour!!
A bit of toilet humour!!
The following are the "clean" ones that I managed to sort out amongst a pile of one liners written in men's and women's toilets throughout the USA. I won't tell you the name of the young lady who sent them to me.
Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity!!!
No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her shit! (Men's Room)
At the feast of ego everyone leaves hungry.
It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
Beauty is only a light switch away.
Make love not war. Hell, do both. GET MARRIED! (Women's restroom)
A woman's rule of thumb: If it has tyres or testicles, you are going to have trouble with it. (Women's restroom)
The following are the "clean" ones that I managed to sort out amongst a pile of one liners written in men's and women's toilets throughout the USA. I won't tell you the name of the young lady who sent them to me.
Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity!!!
No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her shit! (Men's Room)
At the feast of ego everyone leaves hungry.
It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
Beauty is only a light switch away.
Make love not war. Hell, do both. GET MARRIED! (Women's restroom)
A woman's rule of thumb: If it has tyres or testicles, you are going to have trouble with it. (Women's restroom)
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5:25 pm
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