Another one from someone with a similar sense of humour.

A guy was sitting quietly reading the paper when his wife walked up and whacked him on his head with a magazine.

"What was that for?" he asked.

"That was for the piece of paper in your pants with the name Laura Lou written on it" she replied.

"Two weeks ago when I went to the races, Laura Lou was the name of one of the horses I bet on", he explained.

"Oh honey, I'm sorry" she said "I should have know there was a good explanation".

Three days later he was watching TV when she walked up and hit him in the head again, this time with the iron skillet, which knocked him out cold.

When he came to he asked "What the hell was that for?".

She replied "Your horse called".