THE IRISH PRIEST

As sent to me by my good mate Pat who is currently posted overseas. I get some great emails and funny video's from him but unfortunately they don't all pass the censorship rules. Pat and I both disagree with political correctness, religion, racism, sexism and any other "ism" but I am bound by rules and regulation from posting them on this site. Keep them clean Pat and don't work too hard mate. This is one which made me chuckle and is clean!

THE IRISH PRIEST

An Irish priest was transferred to Texas ..

Father O'Malley rose from his bed one morning. It was a fine spring day in
his new Texas mission parish.

He walked to the window of his bedroom to get a deep breath of the beautiful
day outside.

He then noticed there was a jackass lying dead in the middle of his front
lawn.

He promptly called the local police station......

The conversation went like this:

''Good morning. This is Sergeant Jones. How might I help you?''

''And the best of the day te yerself.. This is Father O'Malley at St. Ann's
Catholic Church. There's a jackass lying dead in me front lawn."

Sergeant Jones, considering himself to be quite a wit, replied with a smirk,
''Well now Father, it was always my impression that you people took care of
the last rites!''

There was dead silence on the line for a
moment............................................

Father O'Malley then replied,
"Aye, 'tis certainly true;
but we are also obliged to notify the next of kin.''