SICK MATES!!!!

You have no doubt read on a number of occassions about the "quality" of the company that I keep. Well not necassarily the company I keep but some of those who I choose to call friends. Here is another tale sent to me by a good mate who obviously felt I would see the funny side of it. I reckon its a pearler.

The Dead Cow and Vet School.
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> > First-year students at Melbourne Uni Vet school were receiving their
> > first anatomy class, with a real dead cow.
> >
> > They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a
> > white sheet. The professor started the class by telling them, 'In
> > Veterinary Medicine it is necessary to have two important qualities as a
> > veterinarian: The first is that you not be disgusted by anything
> > involving the animal body.' For an example, the Professor pulled back
> > the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the dead cow, withdrew it and
> > stuck his finger in his mouth.
> >
> > 'Go ahead and do the same thing,' he told his students. The students
> > freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns
> > sticking a finger in the anal opening of the dead cow and sucking on it.
> >
> > When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and said, 'The
> > second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle
> > finger and sucked on my index finger.' 'Now learn to pay attention.
> > Life's tough, it's even tougher if you're stupid.'*
> >