TRY SOME OF THESE TO LIGHTEN UP YOUR DAY.

1. Those who live by the sword.... get shot by those who don't.
2. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
3. I started out with nothing and I still have most of it.
4. Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

OR THESE

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?

Everyone is gifted. Some just take longer to open the package.

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory!

GEORGE BURNS once said... First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull our zipper up. Finally you forget to pull our zipper down.

If a man sets out to fail and succeeds, what has he done?